“God Bless The U.S.A. Department Of Transportation”
“Unrecognizable Post-Surgery Man In The Mirror”
“That’s What Friends [Without Money You Can Borrow] Are For”
“This Land Is Your Land, Then There’s This Fence, Then This Land Is My Land”
“From A Distance, You Look Reeeeeeally Teeny”
“Hands Across America’s Soft, Inviting Asses”
“We Shall Overdress”
“Man, If I Had A Hammer Right Now”
“Teach Your Children Well-Drilling”
“Jesus, Take The Goddamn Seat On The F Train If It Means That Much To You, JERK”
“Candle In The Wind [Fidel Castro Version]“
“Another Day In Paradise Hotel 2“
“This Is My Passing-A-Kidney-Stone Face, And I Wear It To Honor The Poor”
“We Are The Twirled”
“You Raise Me Up [Explicit]“
“I Hope You Pants-Off Dance-Off”
“You’ll Never Walk Alone If You Know What’s Good For You”
“The Hokey-Pokey”
“What’s So Funny ‘Bout Peace, Love, And Understanding, Other Than The Obvious”
“Battle Hymn Of The Republican”
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April 8, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Amy
Candle in the Wind {Fidel Castro Version}? Is inspired
April 8, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Linda
I pretty brutally stole that joke from Stephen, who wrote me a text message after Slobodan Milosevic died that said, “Man, that means Elton John has to rewrite ‘Candle In The Wind’ again.”
April 8, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Amy
Yeah – my mom called me when Mother Teresa died and said, in all seriousness – “did you hear that Elton John’s rewriting ‘Rocket Man’ for her funeral?” and then started cracking up, because she said she couldn’t stop picturing her rocketing straight to heaven.
April 9, 2008 at 12:19 am
Mertseger
If you didn’t vote for Kristi, God will kill this kitten.
April 9, 2008 at 8:57 am
Carrie Ann
“This Land Is Your Land, Then There’s This Fence, Then This Land Is My Land”
HA! I am going to laugh about that all day.
April 9, 2008 at 10:56 am
elizabeth
You crack me up as usual. I love you to pieces.
April 9, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Pamela
“Man, If I Had A Hammer Right Now” is so my theme song at work today.
There’s only so much inane blathering and tuneless whistling a person can listen to, you know?
April 10, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Sharon
Just had to second your love for the Creative Zen Vision – LOVE mine – everyone I know with an Ipod has had problems – my Zen Vision is over a year old and I’ve never had a moment’s trouble.